plumber

born on the ISS and raised in low earth orbit

playing guitar for three weeks

3.5 children

non-band hobbies include passionate chainsaw sculpting and making Rob say “oh my god” and roll his eyes

favorite dad joke: What do a rabbit and an eggplant have in common? - They are both purple, except the rabbit

unpopular opinion: nacho cheese Doritos are awesome on PB&J sandwiches

you’ll find Slay-J on the beach, walking into the sunset, with the wind in his hair and a bright future ahead of him.

born in a bathtub but hates showers

started playing music to fit in with his youth group, actually wanted to be a professional bull fighter but he doesn’t look good in red

1 wife, 2 kids that aren’t hers, honestly doesn’t remember how he got them but still loves them

most badass thing he’s done: took two whip-its at once, passed out, hit his head on the fireplace and woke up without a scratch

favorite dad joke: What is red and bad for your teeth? - A brick

unpopular opinion: Slay-J is actually funny

trucking man

has always existed as a man of the earth

learned to play drums listening to a woodpecker

hobbies include deep thoughts, cookies, and mining coal

thinks moonsets are cooler than sunsets

ultimate goal is to live in a treehouse fit for a king

coffee sucks!!! tea is better!!!